30 7 / 2014

Remember how I was so pumped about my sweet deal from Verizon Fios? Like I thought I was frugal and great.
Yeahhhh…well, it’s not as awesome as I thought.
There are all these damn “fees” that are necessary and like I’m now paying $30+ additional to have two cable boxes and taxes.Like, for real? So when they say $70 a month, they really mean, “oh, we’re gonna high five $100 but we’re gonna convince you that you’re getting a good deal, but you probably aren’t.”
Woof.com

Remember how I was so pumped about my sweet deal from Verizon Fios? Like I thought I was frugal and great.

Yeahhhh…well, it’s not as awesome as I thought.

There are all these damn “fees” that are necessary and like I’m now paying $30+ additional to have two cable boxes and taxes.

Like, for real? So when they say $70 a month, they really mean, “oh, we’re gonna high five $100 but we’re gonna convince you that you’re getting a good deal, but you probably aren’t.”

Woof.com

30 7 / 2014

This was how I felt watching the Delusional Couch of Ramona, Sonja and Aviva on the RHONY Reunion last night.  I mean, what planet do the last two live on?
Ramona owns nothing. She threw a glass at someone’s face and acts like she just gave her the finger. I mean, she drew blood. Apologize and be done with it, Singer.Sonja referenced how she has a yacht and P. Diddy comes on her yacht? She has a staff of 45? What does she pay them with? Toaster ovens? I worry about her. She is very close to a breakdown of some sort because man, she is full of looney tunes.
Then comes the insanity that is Aviva Drescher. Ugh.
The best description of her came from a text from thedailycourtney last night, who said “I HATE AVIVA WITH THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS!” Seconded, my dear. She is smug and grasping at straws. And her hatred of Carole? Oh no no no.
Carole is the Queen. Bow down. She is my favorite and has been since she started on the show. She actually has talent and a great career, even though cuckoo Aviva just won’t let the whole Ghostwriter thing go. Carole rises above it all and she looked amazing, as per usual. The woman is on point all the time.
Heather looked great and I like her a lot. She doesn’t take any kind of bullshit and that’s awesome. Kristen is a good addition. I wasn’t sure about her at first, but I like her. She also doesn’t dabble in the big bag of crazy so she gets bonus points for that. The woman gives good face.
LuAnn doesn’t back down, either. I mean, Sonja trying to attack LuAnn on what grounds? Bizarre. And Ramona throws low blows and LuAnn just rises about that, too. The first part of this reunion definitely was all I could ask for. You know that shit is going to go down next week and I can’t wait!
What did you all think of the RHONY Reunion, Part 1???

This was how I felt watching the Delusional Couch of Ramona, Sonja and Aviva on the RHONY Reunion last night.  I mean, what planet do the last two live on?

Ramona owns nothing. She threw a glass at someone’s face and acts like she just gave her the finger. I mean, she drew blood. Apologize and be done with it, Singer.

Sonja referenced how she has a yacht and P. Diddy comes on her yacht? She has a staff of 45? What does she pay them with? Toaster ovens? I worry about her. She is very close to a breakdown of some sort because man, she is full of looney tunes.

Then comes the insanity that is Aviva Drescher. Ugh.

The best description of her came from a text from thedailycourtney last night, who said “I HATE AVIVA WITH THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS!” Seconded, my dear. She is smug and grasping at straws. And her hatred of Carole? Oh no no no.

Carole is the Queen. Bow down. She is my favorite and has been since she started on the show. She actually has talent and a great career, even though cuckoo Aviva just won’t let the whole Ghostwriter thing go. Carole rises above it all and she looked amazing, as per usual. The woman is on point all the time.

Heather looked great and I like her a lot. She doesn’t take any kind of bullshit and that’s awesome.

Kristen is a good addition. I wasn’t sure about her at first, but I like her. She also doesn’t dabble in the big bag of crazy so she gets bonus points for that. The woman gives good face.

LuAnn doesn’t back down, either. I mean, Sonja trying to attack LuAnn on what grounds? Bizarre. And Ramona throws low blows and LuAnn just rises about that, too.
The first part of this reunion definitely was all I could ask for. You know that shit is going to go down next week and I can’t wait!

What did you all think of the RHONY Reunion, Part 1???

30 7 / 2014

AVIVA IS BAT SHIT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

thedailycourtney and I are texting throughout the RHONY reunion.

I will have a big fat recap tomorrow because this is going to be insane.

29 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

"I’ve found that it`s a good thing to go through heartache at one point or another in your lifetime. Not the petty, childhood heartache. But the horrible kind we’ve experienced. But see, when you get to the healing part of this, you will have so much love to share with someone. You will be able to appreciate someone in ways even you cannot understand. You will be so much stronger than you were before. I know how much this sucks right now and I know it seems unfair, but when it’s all said and done with, this will all make sense. All this pain you are going through at this moment will eventually teach you some of the greatest lessons in life you will ever need to learn."

Daily Relatable Love Quotes (via thelovewhisperer)

This.

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29 7 / 2014

What’s your go-to first date outfit??

Help dress me.

29 7 / 2014

naimabarcelona:

Carrie Bradshaw | Sarah Jessica parker

Flawless.

naimabarcelona:

Carrie Bradshaw | Sarah Jessica parker

Flawless.